#you are my favourite asshole

dontfindthisurl:

do you ever feel physically sick because you know you’re not good enough for anybody and you can’t do anything right and you’re too tired to go on

shawarma-palace:

So I was watching Star Trek and Spock just started sobbing math problems

i fucking can’t

h-ella:

AD

smathmouth:

seeing cute and put-together 14 and 15 year olds gets me so angry they’re supposed to be awkward with bad haircuts they’re supposed to suffer the same way i did

let’s get the day started with a nice big bowl of why the fuck am I awake 

elbas-world:

im sorry but his eyes are just not possible okay my god

dark-forest-knight:

dirty-purple-suit:

“The LEAST you could do was find a decent picture … “

rabioheab:

*takes off sunglasses* the first time i said heck? it was exhilarating. i broke into a cold sweat and my heart was pounding. i cried for 10 minutes then i finally said it. the h-word. heck. *puts sunglasses back on and a tear can be seen rolling out from behind the lens*